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Heroes of Might and Magic IV:
"To all thing comes an end. We are no more than a character in a story, our lives easily extingushed by an arrow or a stone. Turn the page and thousands die. And for what? For the pride of two leaders who are inexorably drawn together by the power of two swords and a mutual destiny."


Duke Nukem
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum!!



Baldur's Gate 2
Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes!

"There is no hope of ever separating Minsc and Boo. Boo is small and evasive, and there is ever so much of Minsc to search!"

"Terrible hamster justice shall be wreaked upon you!"

"Boo must have his exercise, lest he bite us all in hard-to-reach places."

"Evil beware! I'm armed to the teeth and packing a HAMSTER!"

"This behavior will not be tolerated. Feel the burning stare of my HAMSTER and change your ways!"

"Evil 'round every corner. Careful not to step in any."




Final Fantasy 3
"I am a treasure hunter, not a thief!" Locke



Half Life 2
GMans opening lines in HL2:
"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes."

end of the game:

"....Time, Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time agian? It seems as if you've only just arived. You've done a great deal in a small timespan. You've done so well infact i've recieved some interesting offers for you'r services. But these are extraordinary times." -darkness. only thing visable is the gman- "Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, i will take the ilberty of choosing for you... if and when your time comes round agian. I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Freeman. I trust it will make sence to you in the course of... well..." -gman pauses and gazes at you- "Im not really at liberty to say. In the mean time.... " -voice trails off as a white door opens in the darkness- "this is where i get off." -gman strides through the door, everything fades..



Riddick
It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the bottom..



Prince of Persia
"Most people think time is like a river, that flows swift and sure in one direction. But I have seen the face of time, and I can tell you...they are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm. You may wonder who I am and why I say this. Sit down, and I will tell you a tale like none you have ever heard."



i od mene jedan


You see, senorita, mystery is important. To know everything, to know the whole truth, is dull. There is no magic in that. Magic is not knowing, magic is wondering about what and how and where.
Cortez, The Longest Journey

ovo je đuka ukrao od roddy pipera! they live...

super tema. evo da dodamo ponešto:

MONKEY ISLAND

Blind Lookout to Guybrush Threepwood: "So you want to be a pirate, eh? You look more like a flooring inspector."

Guybrush: "Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!"

Guybrush: "I'm selling these fine leather jackets."

Pirate: "Guybrush Threepwood? That's the most ridiculous name I've ever heard!"
Guybrush: "Well what's your name?"
Pirate: "Mancomb Seepgood."

Storekeeper: What do you want?
Guybrush: I could really use a breath mint.
Storekeeper: You're telling me. Take one. Please. TAKE A WHOLE ROLL! That will be 1 piece of eight.

Guybrush: "I'm looking for 30 dead guys and one woman."
Cannibal: "I don't think I want to hear any more about it"

Guybrush: "At least I've learnt something from all of this."
Elaine: "What's that?"
Guybrush: "Never pay more than 20 bucks for a game."

Bartender: "Is Guybrush a French name?"
Guybrush: "No, it's a fictional name"

Captain Blondebeard: "¡Madre de Dios! ¡Es el Pollo Diablo!
Guybrush: ¡Sí! ¡He dejado en libertad los prisioneros y ahora vengo por ti!
Captain Blondebeard: Well, yer not gettin' me without a fight!

Guybrush: "You're about as fearsome as a doorstop."

Murray the demonic talking skull: "Is it a really evil-looking doorstop?"
Guybrush: "Never mind."

Guybrush: "What do you know about lifting voodoo curses?"
Murray: "Oh *sure*. I know a lot about lifting curses. That's why I'm a disembodied talking skull, hanging on a spike, in the middle of a swamp!"
Guybrush: "You sound bitter."
Murray: "I'm sorry, it's been a rough day."

Guybrush, offering Murray his skeletal arm: Guybrush: If I gave you your arm back, what would you do with it?
Murray: I'd terrorize the South Seas! I'd torture the living! I'd demolish the...er... What I meant to say was, I'd use it to pet kittens.
Guybrush: Nope. You blew it.
Murray: Drat.

Haggis McMutton: "Well, Haggis is only my nickname. My true name is 'Heart Lungs And Liver Boiled In The Stomach Of The Animal McMutton'."
Guybrush: "Oh, so your parents were expecting a girl."
Haggis: "Aye."

Guybrush: "If you kill me... there wouldn´t be anymore Monkey Island sequels."
Guybrush: "Then, if you kill me everyone will forget you."
LeChuck: "Forget me? I'm the dead zombie pirate LeChuck! Noone will forget me!"
Guybrush: "Do you remember Bobbin Threadbare?"
LeChuck: "Er... no."

The ghost of Minnie Goodsoup, who loves pirates: "What do you do for living?"
Guybrush: "Flooring Inspector."

Carla the Swordmaster: "Do you have any idea how difficult it is to escape from Monkey Island?"
Guybrush: "No, how difficult is it to... (with emphasis) Escape from Monkey Island?"
Carla: "Well... it's really difficult."

StarCraft Quotes



Ako zbog ovoga ne naprave StarCraft 2, nece ni zbog cega!


Iz WarHammer 40k : Dawn of War

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Life is a very, very serious thing. I think we should all wear black and not talk to each other at all, that way we can learn more about ourselves. Also, we should cry more. That way we wash our eyes, so we can see better. Seeing is believing. I believe we should stop smiling; it gets on other, normal people’s nerves. Maybe we should sleep all the time, but not dream; dreams are so last week. Otherwise, I am cool.

Knights of the old Republic

Iako je igra prepuna genijalnih citata, te bi ih vrlo tesko bilo sve postovati .. HK 47 se ipak istice

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Life is a very, very serious thing. I think we should all wear black and not talk to each other at all, that way we can learn more about ourselves. Also, we should cry more. That way we wash our eyes, so we can see better. Seeing is believing. I believe we should stop smiling; it gets on other, normal people’s nerves. Maybe we should sleep all the time, but not dream; dreams are so last week. Otherwise, I am cool.

GRIM FANDANGO

Manny: My scythe--I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.

Manny: It's my boss' secretary, Eva.
Eva: It's my boss' whipping boy, Manny.

Manny: {to Eva} What if we just skipped town tonight? You and me, baby!
Eva: Thanks for the offer, but we'd never make it out of the city alive.
Manny: But...
Eva: In one piece, I mean.

Manny: {to the balloon twister} Could you teach me how to do that?
Balloon twister: Well, um, since your're a beginner why don't you practise the first step?
Manny: Which is?
Balloon twister: Blow!

Manny: {to the balloon twister} Some festival, eh?
Balloon twister: Yeah, yeah. Pretty busy. my carpal tunnel syndrome is really acting up.
Manny: But you don't have any... tendons...
Balloon twister: Yeah, well you don't have a tongue but that doesn't seem to shut you up, now does it?

Manny: Glottis... Glottis... Is that a German name?
Glottis: Oh, no. My roots lie not in any Earthly nation's soil. I am an elemental spirit summoned up from the Land of the Dead itself and given one purpose, one skill, one desire: To DRIVE. Or, to change oil or adjust timing belts if no driving jobs are open.

Manny: {to Glottis} You're not too big. The cars are just too small.

Manny: Hey, I'm still not getting any messages.
Tube-switcher guy: I'm giving you one right now, but you can't see my hand.

Manny: Anything about your past you haven't told me?
Meche: Quite a bit, considering I've told you nothing.

Manny: Who's out there?
Salvador: I'm you. Or rather, I was you years ago.
Manny: Yeah, well I'm me now, so get lost.

Manny: {after seeing the "improvements" Glottis made to his car} Glottis! Are you loco? What got into you? That was a company car!
Glottis: Oh yeah! And it's even better company now! Hop in! Yeeeeaha! Woo!

Glottis: Manny, I don't know if I like driving over people.
Manny: They can't feel it. They're dead.
Glottis: You're dead, and I wouldn't wanna drive over you.
Manny: That's because you and I, Glottis... Are friends.
Glottis: Oh, Manny...

Glottis: {Glottis and Velasco about the Bone Wagon} Well, actually, it's mostly stock, with a few mods here and there...
Velasco: So would those be glass packs I'm hearing, or turbos?
Glottis: There was this one high-pitched whine it was making--really grating noise, you know?
Glottis: And I searched and searched, but I couldn't find the source of the noise, until we pulled in here.
Velasco: Was it the blower?
Glottis: No, it was Manny screaming in the back like a cat tied to a cruise missile!
Velasco: Ah-ha ha! That's a good'n.

Manny: Can I just ask--what IS under the eyepatch? ...because I KNOW it's not an eye.

Manny: {to Chepito} How long have you been down here?
Chepito: Well, let me put it to you this way-- I wasn't always this color!

Hector: Oh Manny... so cynical... What happened to you, Manny, that caused you to lose your sense of hope, your love of life?
Manny: I died.

SAM & MAX

Sam: Vertical silverware storage. (describing a dartboard with knives and axes in it)

Sam: I really admire Flint's business acumen.
Max: Please, Sam, don't use the word "acumen" again.

Sam: Aww, it's a cute, little, hypercephalic kitten.
Max (three alternate responses): I am repulsed by his bulging eyes.
/ I'll call him "Mittens", because I think he'd make a fine pair of them.
/ He's adorable! Let's take him home and put tape on his feet.

Max: Not to be rude, but you're the single ugliest thing we've ever seen.

Max: Sam, the dead animal heads are talking to me.

Sam: I love this car.
Max: You're a sick puppy, Sam.

Max: Mind if I drive?
Sam: Not if you don't mind me clawing at the dash and screaming like a cheerleader.

Max: Good lord, he's buck naked.
Sam: So are you.
Max: Yeah, but I'm cute and marketable.

Max: I think that punk learned a valuable lesson today, Sam.
Sam: Me too. I never knew the lower lip could stretch completely over the head like that. Remarkable

Sam (holding a bomb): Max, where should I put this so it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?
Max: Out the window, Sam. There's nothing but strangers out there.
(Bomb explodes outside the windows)
Sam: I sure hope there was no one on that bus.
Max: No one we know, at least...

Sam: I've got something in my eye.
Max: Try digging it out with a fork. That always works for me.

Max: I'd be peeing my pants if I wore any!

Sam (at a wishing well): I wish I knew what Max was thinking.
Max (in his mind): ..............
Sam: Well, that was a waste of money.

Max: This don't look like the Lincoln Tunnel, Sam.
Sam: Looks to me like a marginally volatile hostage situation, Max.
Max: Ooo! Does this mean we get to kick some puffy white mad scientist butt?
Sam: Can't think of a reason not to.

Sam: My little buddy has to use the facilities.
Max: Facilities be damned, I need a bathroom!

Sam and Max arrive at "Frog Rock"
Max: It doesn't even look like a frog. I want my money back.
Sam: You didn't pay anything.
Max: Well, somebody better give me some money.

Max: I don't think the cute, little robot wants to accept its new programming, Sam.
Sam: I don't recall giving it a cute, little choice.

Max is handed the Snuckey's restroom key
Sam:That's an awfully big rasp attached to that keychain.
Max: Out of toilet paper?

Max: Wait, I’ve got an idea, and it doesn’t require high explosives.

After riding the Tunnel of Love
Sam: Well, that was refreshing.
Max: I think we're supposed to do something in there, Sam.

Sam: I don't have anyone to call.
Max: Call me, call me!
Sam: You'd have to get cellular.
Max: I'm pixular! It's better than cellular!
Sam: That was bad, Max. Really bad.
Max: Hey, who cares? I'M CUTE!

At the carnival, talking with the flame eater
Max: Bet ya can't make flames come out of your ass.
Flame eater: Take a hike.
Sam: Amateur.

While attempting to pick up an object that can't be picked up multiple times Sam: I can't pick that up. No, really, I cant pick that up. Are you dense? I told you I can't pick that up. Read my lips. I. CAN'T. PICK. THAT. UP. Oh, I give up. (sob)
Max: Now you've done it. You've broken Sam's spirit by trying to pick up that stupid object. In fact, if I didn't find his pathetic sobbing so amusing, I'd come out and tear your limbs off.

Jimmy Two-Teeth: Greeting. The members of the benevolent brotherhood of vermin would like to thank you
Sam: The members of Sam and Max would like their phone back now.

Sam: (after witnessing a rat cough up a telephone) I wish I could unsee that.

Sam: (looking at gumball machine) Looks like he's got Boston Baked Beans in there this month.
Max: How do they stay fresh?
Sam: They don't.

Sam: (inspecting a sorry-looking plant) Hubert could use some water, Max.
Max: I'm trying to train him to fetch it himself!

Max: Hey, since your crazy and all, can I drive this time?
Sam: Jumping vehicular homicide! No way, little buddy!

Sam: (looking at "Hot Weenies" bin) Look! Mr. Hot weenie's eating a hot weenie!
Max: This hot weenie canibalism make me sick!

samo jedan citat:

"War. War never changes."

Fallout 2

Najjaci... koliko sam samo puta pogledao uvodni film zbog toga.

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If god sees everything, is he watching child porn right now?

To isto ima i u Fallout 1 na početku

bolje u dvojci...."novije"

Nazalost 1 nisam igrao... kod mene ti to inace ide sve naopako

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If god sees everything, is he watching child porn right now?

pricao mi kolega koji je presao i prostudirao i keca i dvojku, keca mozes preci i sa lvl9, dosta je kratak, mah, ni cetvrtina dvojke. po svemu. nisam ga ja, iskreno, ni probao. uvijek sam imao u planu, cisto radi 'tribute'-a dvojci (koju sam malo reci prostudirao - jel iko nasao magicnu kuglu koja predvidja buducnost? ) ali nikad nisam nasao dovoljno vremena. eh kad li ce trojka...

Kad i StarCraft II :)

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Life is a very, very serious thing. I think we should all wear black and not talk to each other at all, that way we can learn more about ourselves. Also, we should cry more. That way we wash our eyes, so we can see better. Seeing is believing. I believe we should stop smiling; it gets on other, normal people’s nerves. Maybe we should sleep all the time, but not dream; dreams are so last week. Otherwise, I am cool.

Neko je za Fallout 3 rekao da ćemo ga za par godina gledati u potpuno fotorealističnoj grafici...kad stvarno izbije nuklearni rat

"Giants : Citizen Kabuto", inace jaka igra, obavezno probajte.

Yan : Welcome to Blindman`s Volcano!
Delphi : But... there is no vulcano!
Yan : What did you expect, the poor fellow was blind!

I naravno, Artanis, Starcraft :

This is not Warcraft in space!
It`s much more sophisticated!
I know it`s not 3D!

ja cu da ostrim koplje i cekam mutirane pacove!

Bethesda kupila licencu za trojku/par ljudi iz obsidiana rade na projektu.mozda i bude necheg.

reklama,svojevremeno za fallout :"Finally,an RPG without the pixies 'n' shit"

citat,BG1:"You can run,but you'll only die tired."

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Let teachers and priests and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion. I know this: if life is an illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life,I love,I slay, and am content.

Bethesda će sve više raditi na Fallout 3 sad kada je završen Oblivion i kada završe ekspanziju za njega.

I da ima jedan citat iz PoP-WW:
"I am... the architect of my own destruction"

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If god sees everything, is he watching child porn right now?