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najveci americki stand-up komicar! bow to the master!!!



"You know, the world's twelve-thousand years old, and dinosaurs existed in that time, you'd think it would've been mentioned in the fucking bible at some point. "And o, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth, but the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus with a splinter in his paw. And o, the disciples did run a-shrieking 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord.' But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus' paw, and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a Loch for oh so many years, inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills. And O Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you, Lord."

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I'm getting weaker, I'm getting thin
I hate how obvious I have been

Jesi gledao Pabla Franciska?

baj d vej, ja tog tvog nisam...

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Samo Pablo Francisko. Taj njegov je sigurno neki Japanac! A mozda je i crnac!

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Mene cuva Bog, zivota mi mog, mene samo sreca prati, ja ne umijem tugovati!
Blago meni, blago meni, zivot mi je kao bajka
jednom u sto godina, takvog rodi majka!
Horoskopski znak, pravi veseljak,
srecna zvjezda vodi mene, volim pjesmu, vino, zene!

ma Pablo je go kurac u poredjenju sa Billom!

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I'm getting weaker, I'm getting thin
I hate how obvious I have been