They Live:"I've come here to chew bubble gums and kick ass...And I'm all out of bubble gum.
Full Metal Jacket:
-"God has a hard on for marines, because we kill everything we see."
-"Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?"
-"I admire your honesty. Hell, I do, why don't you come over to my house and fuck my sister?"
-"I don't want no teenage queen.
I just want my M-14.
If I die in the combat zone.
Box me up and ship me home.
Pin my medals upon my chest.
Tell my mom I've done my best."
Dirty Harry:
-"I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?"
Bad Santa:
-Willie: "Watch the bladder, kid. Santa's gotta pee. What do you want?"
Milwaukee Boy (Harrison Bieker): "A new bike."
Willie: "A new bike? Wow, that's a new one. Next one."
-The Kid: "You are really Santa, right?"
Willie: "No, I'm an accountant. I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement, all right?"
The Kid: "Okay."
Willie: "Marcus, get this kid out of here. He's freaking me out."
-Willie: "What is it with you anyway? Somebody drop you on your fucking head?"
The Kid: "On my head?"
Willie: "Well, yeah. What are they gonna drop you on sombody else's head?"
The Kid: "How can they drop me onto my own head?"
Willie: "No, not onto your... Would... God damn it! Are you fucking with me?"
-Willie: "So I'm gonna be staying here for a while. Uh, things are all fucked up at the North Pole. See, Mrs. Sant caught me fucking her sister and' uh, I'm out on my ass now. She got half of everything."
-The Kid: "Do you and Mrs. Santa have kids?"
Willie: "No. Thank the fuck christ."
The Kid: "What about the elves?"
Willie: "Well, they stay with Mrs. Santa. I get them on the weekends. Why don't you go run me a bath."
-The Kid: "What are their names?"
Willie: "Who?"
The Kid: "The elves."
Willie: "Oh, shit. I can't remember. I think one of them is Sneezy. There's a Dopey."
The Kid: "That's the Seven Dwarfs."
Willie: "Oh, you're shitting me. I thought... I was thinking it was the... I don't know. Fuck, kid. I just call them, you know, 'Bob'. I call... I say, 'Hey, bub' or 'chief' or whatever the fuck. You know I tell 'em to make the goddamn toy. What the fuck is wrong with you? I can't remember this shit! Does everything with you have to be a fucking test?"
The Kid: "How old aro they?"
-Sue (Lauren Graham): "So, do you like kids?"
Willie: "Fuck no! What do you think I'm some kind of pervert or something?"
Sue: "I just mean because you're Santa Clause."
-Marcus: "What do you mean 'Get him out of here.'?"
Gin: "Take him to the car."
Marcus: "In case you hadn't noticed, I'm a motherfuckin' dwarf. So unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand, hmm?"
Gin: "That figures. You want all kind of set asides. Special treatment 'cause you're handicapped. You all the same."
Marcus: "Special treatment? I'm three foot fucking tall, you asshole! It's a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh?"
Gin: "Bitch, bitch, bitch."
Marcus: "Sketch it up, you fucking moron. Fucking Leonardo da Vinci."
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