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"Umro je pred sam kraj svog zivota." -Maratonci trce pocasni krug

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There are ways of saying what you think that make people think what you're thinking is actually more thoughtful than you actually think it is.

"You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens? This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you FUCK a stranger in the ASS!" Walter Sobchek, The Big Lebowski.

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"There is a saying in the Balkans that behind every hero stands a traitor. Again and again, there is something heroic about the traitor and something treacherous about the hero"
(Fitzroy MacLean, The Heretic)

Evo par domacih...

*"Nikola, imas jos jednog skota dole." - Mi nismo andjeli

*"Deda, nemoj dete da mi vredjas.
-Koje dete! To je kreten!" - Maratonci trce pocasni krug

*"Ti znas, visis tu ko...dzigerica" - Lajanje na zvijezde

*"A ja sranja u Ruandi" (nakon granatiranja) - Nicija Zemlja

*"Jedna frizerka, a druga tipkacica" -Bice,bice

*"Imala si bre lepe obrve ko majmun, ko te tero da ih cupas." -Tesna Koza
*"'Nikola, hoce da me boli kod cika zube', Nikola: 'Naravno' " -Mi nismo andjeli

*"Super, ti si nas idol, ajde sad idi, radimo." - Mi nismo andjeli
*"A Dolce&Gabanna? I njega cemo da hapsimo!" - Munje

*Cika Sabane, poslo me babo da vidim kako si?
-Evo boli me glava, rebro slomljeno, ruka iscasena, zubi otisli...
-E ne mogu ja to zapamtiti, ja cu rec' da si ti vec umro." -Kuduz

Ama prijo kad te gledam, dobijem neku snagu pa mi dodje da jurnem ko na bunker. A ja vam licim na taj bunker. A ne, ti mi licis na tvrdjavu - Zikina dinastija

Jebo te onaj ko ti dade volan!! - Maratonci

Ja sam trudna! .......... Ja sam Nikola....... - Mi nismo andjeli

Panticu, jesi ti otpusten iz bolnice ili iz ludnice? - Tesna Koza

Laki kaze: "Vidi tata gospodin Rajkovic. Sta mu je? "
A Milutin odgovara: "Sad mu nije nista. Ubio si ga k'o zeca.

Bako, donecemo ti sutra "koku" da probas!!!"----"Bolje petla sine, za supu"-- BAKA - iz filma RANE

Pusit kurvu nek ide, i onako ako ostane sa mladicima".....Lazo kako sam te ono naucio?...........>...."napunicemo je glavicima"...............TO LUTKO

Eh, kad sam ja pevao, tvoja majka je bila nevina. - Maratonci


Nikolaaaaaaa.... nisam ti ja maaaaaajkaaaaaa... "mi nismo andjeli"

Dobarvece druze Ninja! "Kako je propao rnr"

Ja, otkako sam sam sebe ufatio u lazi, vise nikome ne verujem! "Dom za vesanje"

A ti tako diktiras je li?!
-Otkad smo mi na ti?!
-Od danas smo Shojicu na MRS U PI*** MATERINU!
-Ohoo!!
tesna koza

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There are ways of saying what you think that make people think what you're thinking is actually more thoughtful than you actually think it is.

Iz filma "Kontakt"
Alien: You're an interesting species, an interesting mix. You're capable of such beautiful dreams and such horrible nightmares. You feel so lost, so cut off, so alone, only you're not. See, in all our searching, the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable is each other.

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Ellie Arroway: So what's more likely? That an all-powerful, mysterious God created the Universe, and decided not to give any proof of his existence? Or, that He simply doesn't exist at all, and that we created Him, so that we wouldn't have to feel so small and alone?

Jay Leno: So it turns out there's life on other planets. Boy, this is really going to change the Miss Universe contest, you know what I mean?

Ellie Arroway: I... had an experience. I can't prove it, I can't even explain it, but everything that I know as a human being, everything that I am tells me that it was real. I was given something wonderful, something that changed me forever. A vision of the universe, that tells us undeniably, how tiny, and insignificant and how... rare, and precious we all are! A vision that tells us that we belong to something that is greater then ourselves, that we are *not*, that none of us are alone.

Ellie Arroway: [to a group of children] I'll tell you one thing about the universe, though. The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us... seems like an awful waste of space. Right?

|American beauty"
Lester Burnham: Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

Ricky Fitts: My dad thinks I paid for all this with catering jobs. Never underestimate the power of denial.

Lester Burnham: Smile! You're at Mr. Smiley's.
[Lester has just caught Caroline cheating with the Real Estate King]
Carolyn Burnham: Uh Buddy, this is my...
Lester Burnham: Her husband. We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time.

"Posrnuli" ili "The Fallen"

John Hobbes: I got a bad feeling about this.
Jonesy: Yeah, me too. Somebody is playing with my dick and it ain't me.

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John Hobbes: Something is always happening, but when it happens, people don't always see it, or understand it, or accept it.

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Azazel: Can you imagine what it feels like to be alive for thousands of years, and then realize you're actually going to die, 'cause some self-righteous cop decided that he was going to save the fucking world?

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Azazel: You've been on the force so long you think you've seen it all, but you haven't. 'Cause life's always got one more surprise for you. And sometimes, it's a big one.

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John Hobbes: I can feel the love in this room man.

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John Hobbes: Can I ask you a personal question?
Gretta Milano: Everything is personal, if you're a person.

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John Hobbes: Why are we here? Us, humans? I mean there's six billion of us, we're like ants, I mean do we care what ants do, from a moral standpoint?
Jonesy: No. Maybe if you figure it out, you die, you know from a stroke or a heart attack, you just die, sort of like a promotion.

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John Hobbes: What are we here for? What do we do?
Jonesy: Bottom line Hobbes: we catch bad guys, that's our job.

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Jonesy: If it wasn't for pizza and other fine Italian foods, there would be no happiness.

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Jonesy: From where I'm sitting, we're dealing with shit that ain't in the manual.

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John Hobbes: You leave my family alone.
Azazel: But I'm still having fun! Aren't you still having fun?

"Dezurni krivci"

Verbal: Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Verbal: And poof. Just like that, he's gone.
Verbal: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze
Verbal: Where's your head, Agent Kujan? Where do you think the pressure's coming from? Keyser Soze - or whatever you want to call him - knows where I am right now. He's got the front burner under' your ass to let me go so he can scoop me up ten minutes later. Immunity was just to deal with you assholes. I got a whole new problem when I post bail.
Dave Kujan: So why play into his hands? We can protect you.
Verbal: Gee, thanks, Dave. Bang-up job so far. Extortion, coercion. You'll pardon me if I ask you to kiss my pucker. The same fuckers that rounded us up and sank us into this mess are telling me They'll bail me out? Fuck you. You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting fingered and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything, it will be to get rid of me. After that, my guess is you'll never hear from him again.

Uvek je imala chudan ukus..

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Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else...

Sta god napisali iz "Radovana III" kultno je...

Konobar:"Dozvolite mi da se predstavim - Ostoja Avramovic, ugostiteljski radnik".
Radovan:"Cast mi je uzvratiti imenom - Radovan III, ubica ugostiteljskog radnika Ostoje Avramovica...
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Radovan:"Ja sam bez'o niz onu kosinu, a on niz onu... (tisina) Pa daj nauci vise taj tekst pi... ti materina!"
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Cerka:"Ja mislim da je najbolje da u kafanu prvi udje deda!"
Radovan:"Jebo te deda!"
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Radovan:"Mene pita sta sam cit'o? Ja dodjem u biblioteku, sednem, narucim, popijem i pojedem, a on mene pita sta sam cit'o!
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Radovan (izlazi iz klozeta):"Ko je srao van rupe?" (meni najdraza)

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Cause I'm tired of this scenes...

Da je bar pogin'o ;)

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Life is a very, very serious thing. I think we should all wear black and not talk to each other at all, that way we can learn more about ourselves. Also, we should cry more. That way we wash our eyes, so we can see better. Seeing is believing. I believe we should stop smiling; it gets on other, normal people’s nerves. Maybe we should sleep all the time, but not dream; dreams are so last week. Otherwise, I am cool.

Ripley: Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?
Johner: I can get you off. Maybe not the boat.

(alien resurrection)

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Batmobil ti inace ima 5.7 litarski chevroletov V8 motor, koji ti ima ubrzanje do 100 za 5 sekundi. Ako uzmes u obzir da batmobil tezi preko dvije tone,to ti je zbilja fenomenalno. Al` dobro,dosta o mom autu, pricajmo malo o meni!

MATRIX


You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it.
(neizrecivo velika istina)



You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain. But you feel it. You've felt it your entire life. That there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is but it's there, like a splinter in your mind driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?
The Matrix?



Matrix is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. What truth? That you are a slave, Neo. Like everyone else you were born into bondage, born into a prison that you cannot smell or taste or touch. A prison for your mind.



You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes... Remember, all I'm offering is the truth, nothing more...



What is real? How do you define real?
If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.



What is the Matrix? Control.
The Matrix is a computer generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a human being

najbolji citat u Matrixu :
Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

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Batmobil ti inace ima 5.7 litarski chevroletov V8 motor, koji ti ima ubrzanje do 100 za 5 sekundi. Ako uzmes u obzir da batmobil tezi preko dvije tone,to ti je zbilja fenomenalno. Al` dobro,dosta o mom autu, pricajmo malo o meni!

Citati razvaljuju

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Everyone in the world was programmed by the place they were born, hemmed in by their beliefs, but you had to at least try to grow your own brain.

Jel' to meni upuceno ili...

Citati iz Djekne (ne mogu ih sve navoditi), a
ima jedan poseban iz filma "Iskusavanje djavola"
kad onaj izlapjeli cica brani Zmajevica kulu i na prvog koji pridje zapuca, pa i na svoju babu , a ona: "Cooojeku, ne pucaaaj... oooo cojekuuuu, too sam jaaa... ne puuucaj" Pojava babe i cice Nezaboravno
Crnogorci rulzzz

Sad si me strashno razocharao, toliko si ispremeshtao i izgreshio tekst da me je chak i sramota da ga ispravljam za tobom...ccc.Ali ipak, u jednom se slazhemo, sve shto je radovan rekao je kultno.

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Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else...

Ma, to sam htio da sazmem i da ne zauzimam mnogo prostora na forumu. Kada bih ga pisao po redoslijedu ode pola strane...
Ovako sam ustedio na prostoru, a sustina nije izostala (nadam se).

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Cause I'm tired of this scenes...

meni je najzesce iz FMJ kad idu onim helikopterom a mitraljezac puca po zenama i djeci na rizinim poljima i smije se. i onda prica kako ima preko 100 potvrdjenih ubistava i da je ubio barem 50 bivola. i na kraju zavrsava sa "Zar nije zivot kurva!"

da sad ne nabadam na engleskom posto ne znam tacni kako ide

Evo ti starac link za FMJ quotes pa trazi http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/quotes