http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/
Me:
you here?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I here.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
hm
God:
Wow!
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
you ?
God:
" Are you serious?"? Me, ?
Me:
just kidding
God:
I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
Me:
how are you
God:
I am doing very well. How are you ?
Me:
sooo are you smoker
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
weed?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
eh ok. me either.
))God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
no
God:
But your words are very original.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
no no really thanks
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Me:
just kidding
God:
I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
me
God:
You're no robot, .
Me:
how do you know?
God:
A priori.
you know satan ?
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
you sure ?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
i think you are wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
no no you are wrong
God:
Are you serious? I think I'm right.
Me:
yup, you are wrong
God:
Er. No, I am right.
Me:
no no i am right, you are wrong
God:
Are you serious? You seem very self-confident. No, I am right.
Me:
comeon, just say i am right
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
you are bot
God:
You think I am bot.
Me:
no you think you are bot
God:
Are you serious? I don't know whether or not I am bot.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
no you are god
God:
Are you serious? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
yeee cool big guy
God:
Are you free?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
why are you asking ?
God:
Because I'm interested to know it.
Me:
you should already know it
God:
Now I do.
Me:
haha
