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one day... she wrote e-mail to her boss:

Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,
Marian $hih


the boss replies :

DearMarian
I kNOw you have been working very hard.NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

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Life is a very, very serious thing. I think we should all wear black and not talk to each other at all, that way we can learn more about ourselves. Also, we should cry more. That way we wash our eyes, so we can see better. Seeing is believing. I believe we should stop smiling; it gets on other, normal people’s nerves. Maybe we should sleep all the time, but not dream; dreams are so last week. Otherwise, I am cool.

NOnsense.

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Šekspir je ukrotio svoju goropadnicu, ali mene još niko nije !

Nije loše...

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Be nice, I could be your lawyer someday...

Joj

Dobar.

Btw, kome se jos ucinilo da u naslovu stoji dobiti, a ne odbiti povisicu?

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There are ways of saying what you think that make people think what you're thinking is actually more thoughtful than you actually think it is.

Haha....meni se ucinilo isto da pise dobiti

hahahaha....i meni isto....

Hahahah

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