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Autoru:  azdajica-ny [ 16 Jan 2008, 17:08 ]
Tema posta:  The man rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules '
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possibl e, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Autoru:  Druid [ 16 Jan 2008, 18:02 ]
Tema posta:  Re: The man rules
azdajica-ny je napisao:
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.


Ove su mi najjache, ali boldovane su VRH nema dalje :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
Autoru:  azdajica-ny [ 16 Jan 2008, 23:09 ]
Tema posta: 
simpa,iako sam zena :lol:
Autoru:  Monte Cristo [ 17 Jan 2008, 00:58 ]
Tema posta: 
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Autoru:  bigman [ 22 Jan 2008, 19:19 ]
Tema posta: 
Citiraj:
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

8)
Autoru:  Archangel [ 22 Jan 2008, 19:40 ]
Tema posta: 
ne znam koji je bolji, mislio sam izdvojiti 2-3, ali ne mogu, ali nikako :)
Autoru:  XIX century [ 22 Jan 2008, 20:43 ]
Tema posta: 
evo XIX-ka uzvraca paljbu sa malom municijom od 5 komentara:

1. When we say your penis is too small, we really mean it!

2. While you are watching baseball, we may use that time to meet the new, hot-looking neighbor next door and have some fun.

3. Don’t ask ‘how many men have you slept with’ or the post-coital question ‘How was it?’, because you will NEVER hear the truth.

4. Jeanne d’Arc did NOT need directions and neither do we.

5. When you lose interest in us, we won’t accept ‘You are too good for me’ as an argument. For this, you get instant kick in the balls!

:lol:
Autoru:  azdajica-ny [ 22 Jan 2008, 23:11 ]
Tema posta: 
odlicno,odlicno :wink:
Autoru:  xRedHead [ 24 Jan 2008, 12:30 ]
Tema posta: 
Citiraj:
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.


Ahhh... Prejako. Ni ja ne znam šta je MAUVE. U žensko sam. Majke mi.
Autoru:  XIX century [ 24 Jan 2008, 13:38 ]
Tema posta: 
xRedHead je napisao:
Citiraj:
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.


Ahhh... Prejako. Ni ja ne znam šta je MAUVE. U žensko sam. Majke mi.


jedna nijansa ljubičaste često spominjana u kontekstu ženske garderobe ili kataloga za istu itd, ugl za ženske krpice.. otuda muškarci kao ne znaju šta je to :roll:
Autoru:  azdajica-ny [ 24 Jan 2008, 22:21 ]
Tema posta: 
XIX century je napisao:
xRedHead je napisao:
Citiraj:
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.


Ahhh... Prejako. Ni ja ne znam šta je MAUVE. U žensko sam. Majke mi.


jedna nijansa ljubičaste često spominjana u kontekstu ženske garderobe ili kataloga za istu itd, ugl za ženske krpice.. otuda muškarci kao ne znaju šta je to :roll:

jedna fina nijansa ruza za usne izmedju pink i ljubicaste :lol: ugl je koriste plavuse i bake +70 8)
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