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Autoru:  FLASH [ 28 Dec 2007, 00:22 ]
Tema posta:  Steven Wright
Steven Wright is the man who once said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates." I think it was he who also said that he spent time on window ledges because he was scared of widths. Here are some more examples of his nowhere-near-the-box thinking:

1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.

3 - Half the people you know are below average.

4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

8 - If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain.

9 - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend.....but she left me before we met.

12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?

13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

18 - Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

19 - I intend to live forever......so far, so good.

20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

34 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
Autoru:  nerevar [ 28 Dec 2007, 00:30 ]
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pa ovaj čovek je moj biološki otac!!! :lol:
Autoru:  VeLiKi [ 28 Dec 2007, 00:35 ]
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prejebeno je ovo...genijalno...
Autoru:  LaMpiR [ 28 Dec 2007, 06:38 ]
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Hahah, extra je :)
Autoru:  Utopija [ 28 Dec 2007, 09:40 ]
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:lol:
Autoru:  XIX century [ 28 Dec 2007, 09:57 ]
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pa pola ovih fora sam već čula jedno 200 puta.. otrcano previše.. flash, banujem te :( :D
Autoru:  VeLiKi [ 28 Dec 2007, 10:24 ]
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mozes samo da mu se sagnes :wink:
Autoru:  LaMpiR [ 28 Dec 2007, 12:25 ]
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VeLiKi_ je napisao:
mozes samo da mu se sagnes :wink:


Eto vidis XIX century kako su ljudi ovde iskusni :D :D :D
Autoru:  Popokatepetl [ 28 Dec 2007, 17:31 ]
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XIX century je napisao:
pa pola ovih fora sam već čula jedno 200 puta.. otrcano previše.. flash, banujem te :( :D


Pa, mislim da su ljudi culi pola tvojih fora jedno 200 puta, pa niko nije banovan. Zato- 8)
Autoru:  Johnny Cage [ 28 Dec 2007, 17:44 ]
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nevjerovatno dobro......
kakav car :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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