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Cinjenice o Chuck Norrisu
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Autoru:  murphy_law [ 27 Dec 2007, 11:58 ]
Tema posta:  Cinjenice o Chuck Norrisu
http://www.index.hr/xmag/clanak/chuck-norris-zbog-istine-tuzi-izdavacku-kucu/369191.aspx

Citiraj:
Neke od istina o Chucku Norrisu:

- Suze Chucka Norrisa liječe rak. Šteta što nije nikad plakao

- Chucku Norrisu ne treba sat. On osobno odlučuje koliko je sati

- Ljudske rase ne postoje. Postoje samo ljudi koje je Chuck Norris tukao do različitih nijansa crne i plave

- Chuck Norris jednom je pojeo cijelu tortu prije nego su mu rekli da je unutra striptizeta

- Teorija evolucije je laž. Postoje samo životinje kojima je Chuck Norris dopustio da žive

- Chuck Norris brojio je do beskonačno. Dvaput
- Chuck Norris ne spava. On čeka
- Chuck Norris je tužio NBC jer su "Zakon i red" zaštićena imena njegove lijeve i desne noge

- Chuck Norris definira ljubav kao otpornost na smrt. Ako ste još živi, to je zato jer vas Chuck Norris voli

- Chuck Norris nije 'obdaren' kao konj. Konji su obdareni kao Chuck Norris

- Ako vidite Chucka Norrisa, i on vidi vas. Ako ga ne vidite, možda vas samo sekunde dijele od smrti

- Ne postoje invalidi. Samo ljudi koji su susreli Chucka Norrisa i preživjeli- Chuck Norris može pobijediti u Monopolu bez da kupi ijedno zemljište

- Chuck Norris može dijeliti s nulom

- Chuck Norris je jedini čovjek u povijesti koji je pobijedio cigleni zid u tenisu


Koliko mi imamo takvih Čakova :D
Autoru:  LaMpiR [ 27 Dec 2007, 12:24 ]
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Ovi "istine" su mi totalno bezveze i globalno sva ta sprdnja na njegov racun...
Autoru:  Popokatepetl [ 27 Dec 2007, 15:03 ]
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Ne znaju ljudi sta bi vise prodali pa onda ovako...
Autoru:  Hertzog [ 27 Dec 2007, 15:07 ]
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Ma znaju, najjaci je onaj lik sto se kladuio sa drustvom da bi ljudi i smece kupovali.
Skupljao smece po NYC, pakovao ga u plasticne kutije i prodavao kao bozicni poklon po ceni od 50-100 dolara, kao u fazonu kupite deo New Yorka. I cova se naravno opario :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/12/23/2007-12-23_man_picks_up_nyc_garbage_dusts_it_off_an.html
Autoru:  BlackHand [ 27 Dec 2007, 18:03 ]
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Meni su genijalni ;)
Autoru:  LaMpiR [ 27 Dec 2007, 20:38 ]
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Ne znam, mozda sam trebao gledati vise njegovih filmova ali mi nije nesto zanimljiv pa... :)
Autoru:  Johnny Cage [ 27 Dec 2007, 22:47 ]
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Чак норис је бог...........
чуј нисте гледали довољно његових филмова........
псссссст....... немој да вас чује......
Autoru:  nerevar [ 28 Dec 2007, 00:23 ]
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samo čak noris može gledati filmove sa čak norisom jer su filmovi sa čak norisom filmovi za prave muškarce!
Autoru:  VeLiKi [ 28 Dec 2007, 01:11 ]
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http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuc ... .htm?query
Autoru:  miki321oc [ 28 Dec 2007, 08:38 ]
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:lol:

zasto se Bog zove Bog
zato sto je ime Chuck Norris vec zauzeto....
Autoru:  VeLiKi [ 28 Dec 2007, 10:24 ]
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miki321oc je napisao:
:lol:

zasto se Bog zove Bog
zato sto je ime Chuck Norris vec zauzeto....


znaci ultimativno. nema dalje od ovoga.
Autoru:  žaoka [ 28 Dec 2007, 17:32 ]
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...ne znam tog chucka...al znam milu (dodika)...
Autoru:  nerevar [ 28 Dec 2007, 19:12 ]
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VeLiKi_ je napisao:
http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/index.htm?query

:notworthy:
Autoru:  BlackHand [ 29 Dec 2007, 20:17 ]
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
Autoru:  VeLiKi [ 30 Dec 2007, 03:39 ]
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BlackHand je napisao:
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.


:notworthy:
Autoru:  Johnny Cage [ 30 Dec 2007, 19:27 ]
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sad bas nesto razmisljam sta kad bi se sreli (i potukli) Chuck Norris i Steven Seagal.......

ja iskreno mislim da bi to dovelo do novog big benga
Autoru:  nerevar [ 30 Dec 2007, 23:10 ]
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Xander Cage je napisao:
sad bas nesto razmisljam sta kad bi se sreli (i potukli) Chuck Norris i Steven Seagal.......

ja iskreno mislim da bi to dovelo do novog big benga

ja mislim da bi ih obojicu jack bauer uhapsio i priveo u ctu zbog narušavanja javnog reda i mira 8)
Autoru:  BlackHand [ 31 Dec 2007, 00:36 ]
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Ali onda bi Mr. T golim rukama razvalio rešetke i izvukao ih iz zatvora..
Autoru:  Johnny Cage [ 31 Dec 2007, 17:05 ]
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Najbolje da postoje lisice ili resetke od nekog materijala u svemiru, koje bi zadrzale Chucka i Stevena............ cccc
Autoru:  Drizzt [ 08 Jan 2008, 17:20 ]
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Imam 2 majice sa likom Čak Norisa :)
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