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supose the next situation: on the top of a great castle is a beautiful princess, guarded in custody by a giant fire breather dragon, this is the way the situation would be taken per each style...
POWER METAL: the hero reaches the castle in a white pegasus,escapes from the dragon, saves the princess, and they both go to a paradisiatic island to make love
TRUE/EPIC METAL: the hero reaches the castle on foot and beats the dragon on a bloody batle, raises his blood stained sword and goes to make love with the princess inside tha castle.
TRASH METAL: the hero reaches the castle, shoots the dragon with shoot guns and granades,saves the princes and fucks her.
HEAVY METAL: the hero reaches the castle on a harley davidson, kills the dragon, go to take a few drinks with the princess and then fuck.
FOLK METAL: the hero reaches the castle with a lot of friends armed with several weird and folkcloric instruments, the dragon gets tired of dancing and sleeps,and then they leave.... without the princes...
VIKING METAL: the hero comes on a viking warship, kills the dragon with an axe, cooks it and eats it, rapes the princess steals everything in the castle, burns it and leaves.
DEATH METAL: the hero gets in, kills the dragon, fucks the princes, beat her to death and then leaves.
BLACK METAL: reaches the castle on night, into the gloom, kills and impales the dragon, sodomises the princes, cuts her neck and drinks her blood on a ritual, after he finds out that she is not virgin, so he impales her next to the dragon.
BRUTAL DEATH: the hero kills the princess and fucks the dragon...
GORE METAL: reaches, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then fucks the corpse, then burns the corpse, then fucks it again.
DOOM/GOTH METAL: reaches, see the size of the dragon, he depresses and comits suicide,the dragon eats the corpse and then the princess.
NÜ METAL: reaches the castle and says the easy that is for him to kill the dragon, loses miserabily and almost dies, escapes from the dragon and finds the princess, tells her the history of hies life, the princess slap him and goes to sear the "Heavy metal" hero, the "nu"hero takes a prosak and goes to record a "best of..."
PROGRESIVE: reaches, plays a 26 minuts solo, the dragon kills himself of boring, reaches the princes and plays another 26 minuts solo...the princess runs away looking for the "Heavy metal" hero...
HARD ROCK:reahes the castle on a red convirtible, with two great blond girls, kills the dragon with a knife and makes an orgy withe girls and the princess.
GLAM ROCK: reaches the castle, the dragon laughs that much of him that lets him in, gets in, steals what he cans and then convince the dragon of painting it pink andmake himself a hair work.
ROCK N' ROLL: reaches on a bike with a pot, and offers it to the dragon, who resulted being his friend, after he goes to the farest part of the castle with the princess, after a lot of sex drogs and rock'n roll he dies of an overdose of lsd and dies on his own puke.
Ahh and there couldn’t be miss…
PUNK: throws a stone to the dragon and runs, paints the A of anarchy on a castle’s wall makes a Mohawk to the princess sells fancines just at the hall of the castle.
SKA: reaches with 45 secondary fetus, they FACE the dragon with scooters, 23 died calcinated, 22 smashed in the ground and the hero with the princess are eated by the dragon.
EMO: the hero reaches the castle, screams to the dragon until he becomes crazy and comits suicide, the princess doesn’t support either and suicides too.
POP: the hero reaches dancing with a white suit… the dragon spits fire and the hero dies calcinated…
REGGAE: the hero never reaches for being on a “flight”
GRUNGE: the hero makes the dragon Kill itself, the princess rejects the hero and he suicides.
HIP-HOP: the hero dazzles the dragon with his bling-blings, then he exchangestwo whores for the princess, the dragon accepts, the hero regrets and calls his “dogs” to Hill the dragon for being “racist”.
REGAETON: the hero reaches with 40 moving ass whores who entertain the dragon, gets in the castle, dances with the princesa who takes off her cloth, then he calls his whores and the dragon watches them dancing to sunset…
MARIACHI: they give serenade to the dragon, the jealous princess kills the dragon and the mariachi kills the princes…
CUMBIA: the hero reaches with 40 assholes on a mini van, everyone puuls down with a lot of silly instruments, get drunk and kill each other during the night...
ELECTRONIC: they make a “rave” on the castle, some died overdosed, others are eated by the dragon, and some are unfairly arrested on a break out..
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