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Autoru:  misk0 [ 24 Nov 2002, 16:08 ]
Tema posta:  Pilotski..

One day, the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold
short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed,
rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee.

Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and
said, "What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?"

The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back
with a real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing
like yours and I'll have enough parts for another one."

Autoru:  misk0 [ 24 Nov 2002, 16:09 ]
Tema posta: 

A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight.

While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked, "What
was your last known position?"

Student: "When I was number one for takeoff".

Autoru:  misk0 [ 24 Nov 2002, 16:11 ]
Tema posta: 

"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.."

"Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up
here?"

"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a
727?"

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