Citiraj:
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
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| Autoru: | nerevar [ 09 Maj 2007, 15:59 ] |
| Tema posta: | ideologije i religije |
# Taoism: Shit happens. # Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens." # Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. # Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not. # Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening? # Hinduism: This shit has happened before. # Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. # Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible. # Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel. # Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. # Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. # Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen. # Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. # Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. # Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another. # Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another. # Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it. # Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!) # Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay. # Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again. # Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? # Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work. # Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday. # Creationism: God made all shit. # Secular Humanism: Shit evolves. # Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray! # Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind. # Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit. # Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit. # Utopianism: This shit does not stink. # Darwinism: This shit was once food. # Capitalism: That's MY shit. # Communism: It's everybody's shit. # Feminism: Men are shit. # Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us... # Commercialism: Let's package this shit. # Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden. # Idolism: Let's bronze this shit. # Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS. # Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway? # Stoicism: This shit is good for me. # Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening! # Mormonism: God sent us this shit. # Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again. # Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen. # Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157. # Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens. # Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit? # Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening. # Moonies: Only really happy shit happens. # Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama. # Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit! # Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time. # Church of SubGenius: BoB shits. # Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time. # Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not. # Agnostic #2: Did someone shit? # Agnostic #3: What is this shit? # Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS. # Atheism: What shit? # Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit! # Nihilism: No shit. |
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| Autoru: | zipp [ 09 Maj 2007, 19:57 ] |
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Citiraj: Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
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| Autoru: | zLo_krme [ 09 Maj 2007, 21:25 ] |
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Citiraj: # Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
# Utopianism: This shit does not stink. # Darwinism: This shit was once food. # Capitalism: That's MY shit. # Communism: It's everybody's shit. # Feminism: Men are shit. # Commercialism: Let's package this shit. # Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden. # Idolism: Let's bronze this shit. # Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama. # Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit! # Atheism: What shit? # Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit! # Nihilism: No shit. hhahhahahahhahahah 
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| Autoru: | laoce [ 09 Maj 2007, 23:05 ] |
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HAHA,ali vec ima negdje na forumu. |
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| Autoru: | BSE [ 10 Maj 2007, 11:02 ] |
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nije lose opet osvjeziti memoriju  ))
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| Autoru: | ajsmen [ 10 Maj 2007, 12:29 ] |
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genijalno, nisam do sada vidio. |
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| Autoru: | VeLiKi [ 10 Maj 2007, 17:28 ] |
| Tema posta: | Re: ideologije i religije |
nerevar je napisao: # Nihilism: No shit.
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| Autoru: | XIX century [ 10 Maj 2007, 18:49 ] |
| Tema posta: | Re: ideologije i religije |
VeLiKi je napisao: nerevar je napisao: # Nihilism: No shit. ebem ti avatar veliki. Pa ta slika me hipnotisala. Evo me hodam ukrug oko stola. |
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