When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music.
If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.
Jack Bauer can touch MC Hammer.
People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy.
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
Once Jack Bauer becomes governor of California, Mexico will have an immigration problem.
The answer is Jack Bauer, the question doesn't matter.
Jack Bauer can leave a message before the beep.
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
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