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Autoru:  Madam Lash [ 23 Jun 2006, 10:14 ]
Tema posta:  condi & bush :)
Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
Bush: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
Bush: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
Bush: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
Bush: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
Bush: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
Bush: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
Bush: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
Bush: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
Bush: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars.Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle
East.
Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
Autoru:  velvet.revolution [ 23 Jun 2006, 10:37 ]
Tema posta: 
:D :D dobar dobar...
joj ovog busha... pravo sam se trebala sad kad je bio, obuc u nayu princip i streljat bastarda.. :roll:
Autoru:  laoce [ 23 Jun 2006, 10:52 ]
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Bilo vec.
Autoru:  Bik [ 24 Jun 2006, 19:54 ]
Tema posta: 
biiilooooo
Autoru:  velvet.revolution [ 24 Jun 2006, 20:09 ]
Tema posta: 
sha bilo?
Autoru:  Bik [ 24 Jun 2006, 20:23 ]
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Sta sta bilo? Ma ovo za busha vec je neko jednom postavio.
Autoru:  velvet.revolution [ 24 Jun 2006, 20:28 ]
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pa shta? evo ja ovo chitam prvi put....i shta cete sad? :D
Autoru:  Bik [ 24 Jun 2006, 21:21 ]
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nista, izvini, mi moramo da se pravimo pametni :D
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