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http://proxyed-www.dtig.de:81/whatswrong/

interesuje me kako vam se svidio

Srecom zvucnik mi nije bio odvrnut... na jache...

ali...dobro je dobro je.... cak stavise odlicno...

a ja nemogu da otvorim stranicu nikako

e, vidila sam ovo na podforumu zabava....

zvucnici su igrom slucaja bilo mnogo pojacani... i bila je noc... umalo da umrem... UMALO!

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aaaaaaaaajj majko mene si nasao, ionako imam lose snove u zadnje vrijeme!! hehehe

nije mi jasno ?
Pa ako vidis tu poruku znaci da ti je otvorena stranica

Link ima par oznaka vise.
http://www.dtig.de/whatswrong/

Mozda nije za ovaj forum, ali jednostavno
je suvise smijesno za bilo koji drugi

klikni ovdeN

E pa miskO,nisam ni vidjela da si mi ukrao link za "Da li moze da se zatrudni preko oralnog sexa. Znaci - pusenjem."
3 dana ranije sam to postavila na lj.s.e.
I ti 'ukrao'!
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Evo vic (sto se mora nije tesko ):

Došli gosti kod Pirocanca i vide da ovaj na reveru nosi crnu traku. Pitaju ga za razlog,a on odgovara:
"Ma, juce mi umro otac..."
"Covjece,kako umro kada smo ga jutros vidjeli naslonjenog na kapiju?!?"
"A,to smo ga mi naslonili da primi penziju kada dode postar."

Pa poslao sam to .,. ima dana .
a ti slabo citas

gdje ti je vitz?? imas dan fore da se ispravis ..

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Jednom davno, u "onoj" vojsci...

"Pišoar u kvaru" - cedulja iznad neispravnog pisoara,

"Umreće te!" - poruka na zidu,

"Jebem ti ja dati jebem ti ja mater tebi onu tebi tvoju ti" - albanska
kletva

"Štos budala kad neš bit budala?!?! - naredničko... ops; desetarsko
retoričko pitanje.

"AP M70-AB2 služi za uništavanje Nemačke žive sile." - odgovor na
predavanju.

"Docneje ćemo se ispovraćati" - vjerovali ili ne; vratit će se.

"On je rigogrozan starešina" - možda i rigorozan.

Ne citam ja slabo,cccc.
Ti si to postavio 2.9.,a ja tri dana prije 31.8.,pa ti vidi ko slabo cita.

A sto se tice tih izraza...
Juce idu dva lika (ali bas dva 'lika').Jedan od njih ide u frizerski salon da sredi svoju 'a-la-dugi-vrat kosicu',a drugi ga zeza:"Pa ti si prosao citav grad i ides bas ovdje,mora da je sisarica u pitanju!"

HM, postovala si vic van humor teme, znaci u LJSE
ipak .. je to humor
ne citam lj.s.e.

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After experiencing difficulties with his computer, a poor,incognizant
user called the system maker's technical support line for
assistance...

Technician: Hello. How can I help you today?
Customer: There's smoke coming from the power supply on my computer...
Technician: Looks like you need a new power supply...
Customer: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files...
Technician: Sir, what you described is a faulty power supply. You need
to replace it...
Customer: No way! Someone told me that I just had to change the system
startup files to fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the
right command...

For the next ten minutes, in spite of the technician's efforts to
explain the problem and its solution, the customer adamantly insisted
that he was right.
So, in frustration, the technician responded...

Technician:I'm sorry. We don't normally tell our customers this, but
there's an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem...
Customer: I knew it!
Technician: Just add the line "LOAD NOSMOKE.COM" at the end of the
CONFIG.SYS file and everything should work fine. Let me know how it
goes...

About ten minutes later, the technician received a call back from the
customer...

Customer: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking...
Technician: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
Customer: MS-DOS 6.22...
Technician: Well, that's your problem. That version of DOS doesn't
include NOSMOKE. You'll need to contact Microsoft and ask them for a
patch. Let me know how it all works out...

When nearly an hour had passed, the phone rang again...

Customer: I need a new power supply... <- ovde sam poceo da vristim ))
Technician: How did you come to that conclusion?
Customer: Well, I called Microsoft and told the technician what you
said, and he started asking me questions about the make of the power
supply...
Technician: What did he tell you?
Customer: He said my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE...

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