If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
Jack Bauer doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
American Idol is only popular because it has a commercial for 24.
Jack doesn't believe in Murphy's Law, only Bauer's Law: "Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours."
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life?
Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
In the 18 months where Jack Bauer was presumed dead, Tony Almeida was put in a coma, Michelle and David Palmer were killed, a major hurricane raveged the Gulf Coast, and Rob Schneider made another movie. See what happens when Bauer isn't around?
Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
Due to Jack Bauer, no one looks forward to the weekend anymore, they look forward to the weekend being over, and watching 24 on Monday.
It is a known fact that when Time magazine awards "The Man of Year*", there is fine print on the bottom of the cover that says, " *besides Jack Bauer."
Obozavam "24 sata".
Ne mogu vjerovati da ljudi ne znaju ko je Jack Bauer. Samo da vam kazem - propustili ste mnogo.
Meni je zao sto nisam snimala sve epizode i narezala ih sebi.
Zna li neko da li ima negdje zbaviti sve epizode serijala - valjda ih je bilo za kupiti, dvd izdanje? Nesto sam nacula da bi toga moglo biti, ali niko ne zna nista konkretno.
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