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Najdemokratniji dio zenske odjece je grudnjak. Zasto?
On snazi malene, podrzava slabe i obuzdava velike.



Zasto je zenama uvijek tesko naci muskarca koji je osjecajan, njezan i pazljiv?
Takvi vec imaju decka


Dosadilo andjelu biti uvijek dobar i on odluci nesto ukrast, i dodje kod amerikanaca i kaze:
"JA SAM ANDJELCIC A OVO JE MOJ KUVERCIC, JA SAM VAM DOSAO NESTO UKRASTI".
Amerikanci mu kazu: "Ne trebas ti kod nas krasti mi imamo svega i dacemo ti sta god hoces."
Ali andjelu se kralo i posalju ga amerikanci da proba nesto ukrast u Rusiji. I dodje andjeo rusima i kaze:
"JA SAM ANDJELCIC A OVO JE MOJ KUVERCIC, JA SAM VAM DOSAO NESTO UKRASTI." Rusi mu kazu kod nas ti je sve vec pokradeno, nemas vise sta tu ukrasti ali ako ti se bas krade probaj vidjeti da li ima sta u Jugi. I dodje andjeo u Jugu i kaze:
"JA SAM ANDJELCIC, A GDJE JE MOJ KUVERCIC?!"

Three male programmers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals.

The first programmer finishes and walks over to the sink to wash his
hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper
towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on
his hands is dried. Turning to the other two, he says:
"At Microsoft, we are trained to be extremely thorough."

The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to
wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he
dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He
turns and says:
"At Intel not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are
also trained to be extremely efficient."

The third programmer finished and walks straight for the door, shouting
over his shoulder:
"We Linux programmers don't piss on our hands."