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You are a Bosnian when:



- you begin most sentences with "jebiga"

- you can not explain what "bolan" means, but you use it all the time

- your mother insists that "promaja" will kill you

- older people call you "sine" although you are a girl

- your mother tells you to wear "potkosulja", no matter what the
temperature outside

- you tuck your "potkosulja" into your underwear

- your father refers to all politicans with "djubrad", "lopovi" ,and
"kriminalci"

- your mother threathens you with "samo cekaj dok ti caca dodje kuci"

- you are 6 and your father sends you out to buy him "Drina" and "Sarajevsko"

- you start your day with a cup of cofee and a cigarette

- your mother won't accept the fact that you are not hungry

- you have "pita" for dinner at least 4 days a week
- you have "sarma" for dinner the remaining 3 days

- a loaf of bread is eaten for lunch every day

- your neighbour comes over every day uninvited, for coffee

- you have 17 consonants and 2 vowels in your last name

- your mother tells you not to sit close to TV, and not to use cell
phones, because you will get brain tumor

- your mother tells you that you will get sick from drinking cold water

- your parents have "goblene" on their walls, and "heklanje" on every
piece of their furniture, including the TV

- the time is divided into "before" and "after" the war

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Haha, cijepanje!

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Arte es mi vida.

How yes no!

1. nije tačno
2. nije tačno
3. tačno
4. ~
5. nije tačno
6. tačno
7. nije tačno
8. tačno
9. nije tačno
10. nije tačno
11. tačno
12. nije tačno
13. nije tačno
14. tačno
15. otprilike
16. tačno
17. tačno
18. nije tačno
19. tačno

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na plin se kuha, na dizel ore, a na benzin vozi!

Ima i ona fantasticna fotka neke djevojke, mislim iz Sarajeva, ne mogu da se sjetim njenog imena, ali na fotki je predivna djevojka i ispod pise:
" A mustache?
Smells like shit?
Bosnian girl...."

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"Misljenje je kao chmar- svi ga imaju a tudji uvijek smrdi"

Hahhahah, ono za sarmu!!... Hahhahah

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e to kad sam vidjela bash sam se izbila... uglavnom bila je postavljena ta fotografija na masi bilboarda... nisam ni otishla da vidim izlozbu...reklama je govanjce

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*gonna wash that man right out of my hair:)

jedan clan ovog foruma je to imao u potpisu...

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khe, khe, khe
true...
no zapitaste li se da li svi clanovi foruma znaju inglish, oli samo serbian words