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ma uzmes od djevojke brijac kad ona zavrsi sa nogama, medjunozje i td..

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"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich"
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Čega sliku? Depiliranog međunožja?

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Meni je ranije nakon svakog brijanja trebala transfuzija

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Life is a very, very serious thing. I think we should all wear black and not talk to each other at all, that way we can learn more about ourselves. Also, we should cry more. That way we wash our eyes, so we can see better. Seeing is believing. I believe we should stop smiling; it gets on other, normal people’s nerves. Maybe we should sleep all the time, but not dream; dreams are so last week. Otherwise, I am cool.

Ja neki dan u žurbi se brijao, kao i uvijek, pa zakačim uho sa ovim Swordom. Samo malo malo malo maloo zakačio. Kao da sam se preklao koliko je krvi išlo. I to od svijetlo do tamno crvene sve nijanse. Ali mislim da mi je i pomoglo malo. Nešto kao što ovcama, ako se ne varam, capnu malo uho kada su vrućine ili zbog čega već.

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Ovan u horoskopu?

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Ništa što stipsa ne može riješiti.

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Ко не воли ракију, не воли ни људе.

zbog bolesti..

nije meni problem tranfuzija ranije, vec sto moram lijepiti se papiricima po licu i bradi kao da imam vodene ospice..

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"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich"
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Kako bi se depilirali od ispod nosa do malog noznog prsta svakih 15 dana kad vam je to malo brade toliki problem

Ko je pričao o bradi?

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Bubi frubi

da sam zensko ne bi se depilirao..

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"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich"
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E onda bi ti seksualni život bio ravan sadašnjem....

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Bubi frubi

i dalje ostajem gladan bez obzira na seksualni zivot..

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"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich"
--> Diamonds <--

Svakih 15 dana!? Fuuuj. Nije ni čudo što te nike ne pipa

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kako danijel svasta primjeti..

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"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich"
--> Diamonds <--

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Meni je najveci problem kod brijanja bio bas osjetljiva koza
Bez obzira na pjenu/kremu, losion, brijac .. ospem se kao pubertetlija

Onda mi fino pukao film i sad sam non stop k'o cetnik pocetenik

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Life is a very, very serious thing. I think we should all wear black and not talk to each other at all, that way we can learn more about ourselves. Also, we should cry more. That way we wash our eyes, so we can see better. Seeing is believing. I believe we should stop smiling; it gets on other, normal people’s nerves. Maybe we should sleep all the time, but not dream; dreams are so last week. Otherwise, I am cool.

meni jedino problem podbrijavanje, ponekad se ospe...mada misilm da je moja greska jer obicno pre tusiranja se latim zileta..slabo natopim vrucom da malo omeksa..

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"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich"
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Jab rekao da prije brijanja operem bradu šamponom za volumen, da bi ista bila mekša...al tek će me onda za naj pederčinu foruma proglasiti...tako da neć' ništ' reć'...

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Rape train has no brakes

Sa korita Ivanova

Meni brada na vratu raste u 4 pravca pa se obavezno isiječem, pogotovo ako je brada od dan ili dva.

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